When I first read that this story was about a rescue attempt to save a mutant named Bling! I thought, Let the cunt die. It’s bad enough being named Bling but to actually include an apostrophe in your name so that, when people write it, they have to write Bling! For that alone you deserve to die.

This is a monster-of-the-week about Immortan Joe coming to vampire suck one of the least vital X-Men. Rogue swings in and saves the day like the bad bitch she is. Good fun.